- I have become the Chuck Norris of my band and therefore in charge of all and any knee cap breaking
- I am the best babysitter ever according to a first grader
- I have been hit by an idiot running head on through the crowd at a football game at halftime (I was leaving because I was there to see the band)
- I found out I knew something my dad didn't about computers (if you don't have a fancy smacy computer with some high resolution flat screen, press ctrl, alt, and down)
And that is about it.
