Bert is Annoying Me

So I'm walking up the stairs and I see a piece of the ladder I had just made for my social studies project. My first thought was that someone threw my display down the stairs (sorry family, but you would do that in my mind.) When I looked down I did notice the ladder I had taken an hour to hot glue and cut together. I went into the room where I had left the display and saw only the ladder and the rabbit's foot missing (my project is on superstitions.) I had hung the rabbit's foot on the ladder. I went down the stairs to investigate (for the first time) and I see my ladder broken and the rabbit's foot was broken to pieces and covered with nothing other than cat slobber (it really was drenched, I'm using a hair dryer to dry it right now!) Bert comes up to me purring his life away thinking that nothing in the world is wrong and lays down beside me. He was the one who did it I know this because he's obsessed with rabbit's feet and Angel is scared of them. Now all I have to do is find the last piece of the rabbit's foot that wasn't with the others, find the chain that the rabbit's foot was hanging by, dry the foot which is taking FOREVER!!!!!! Oh did I mention that the rabbit's foot isn't even mine? It's my partner's (well my best friend's who I'm doing the project with's sister, but that isn't the point!) Maybe I should just get a new rabbit's foot and not tell her.........